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To the Sherwood Police Department: by Mary Jones-Mills

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To the Sherwood PD: by  Mary Jones-Mills  on Tuesday, June 14, 2011 at 2:22pm To the Sherwood PD: Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Sherwood police station to pick up a telephone I have decided to abandon the idea and try e-mailing you instead. Perhaps you would be so kind as to pass this message on to your colleagues in Sherwood by means of smoke signal, carrier pigeon or ouji board. As I'm writing this e-mail there are eleven failed medical experiments (I think you call them youths) on JFK Blvd and Kiehl Ave. in Sherwood. Six of them seem happy enough to play a game which involves kicking a football against an iron gate with the force of a meteorite. This causes an earth shattering CLANG! Which rings throughout the entire building. This game is now in its third week and as I am unsure how the scoring system works, I have no idea if it will end any time soon. The remaining fiv

It's a man eat dog world: Ean Bordeaux

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MEET HIM : Hot Dog Guy When you order a Willy Dog from this River Market Vendor, he'll be perfectly frank. by Mellissa Tucker 05/09/07 SyncWeekly.com pg. 7 By day he keeps his eye on fraud and corruption in Central Arkansas. By night, he’s your friendly River Market hot dog salesman. If you’ve got a penchant for the political scene (and lots of time to spare). Stop and ask him about misconduct in Pulaski County Special School District or corruption in general.  Amid drunken street walkers, hollering passengers and honking cars on president Clinton Avenue-and next to a pyramid of foil wrapped buns, you’ll get an earful. If you really get him going he’ll probably shake his tongs at you while making his point.  Ean Bordeaux maintains 12 blog's with titles ranging from “Slum Watch” to “Katrina Investigations” to “Child Predator Watch News Index”-and each of them would make a public official cringe.   He was born in Chicago but has lived somewhere new almost

*URGENT* HOMICIDE SUSPECT: Chris Smith...

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HOMICIDE SUSPECT NAME:  Christopher Tywon Smith RAC:    B          SEX:    M                                                  D.O.B:  10/22/1991        HGT:  5’10”      WGT:    150                                      ADDRESS:   UNKNOWN        SUMMARY                                Christopher (Chris) Tywon Smith has warrants out for his arrest in connection to the homicide that occurred on 05-18-2011 at 1424 E. 11 th .   Mr. Smith should be considered armed and extremely dangerous .  He is known to frequent the Hanger Hill area of our City and has no known mode of transportation.  Mr. Smith has active warrants for Capital Murder and Agg. Robbery out for his arrest in reference to the incident.           Anyone knowing the location of  Christopher Tywon Smith should contact Homicide Detectives at 371-4660 <a href="http://www.addfreestats.com" > <img src="http://www9.addfreestats.com/cgi